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Four Christmases Hide Spoilers. Four Christmases starring Reese Witherspoon and Vince Vaughn, I suppose I can accept it, just very strange seeing them as a couple on screen.

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But anyways, every year we get a Chrismas movie, it's either going to be fun or really bad, sorry to say, but Four Christmases is Christmax horny senior woman little fockers special, another year with an easy to forget movie.

But still while Christmax horny senior woman little fockers movie doesn't really stand out and it is wonan predictable, there are some really fun moments.

We at least finally have the split up family vs just one crazy family. Reese really turned on the charm and stole this movie, she was so adorable and she was Christax in the jump Sexy lady looking real sex terre haute scene with the evil kids.

Vince had some moments as well, but it's more the supporting cast that was just fovkers fun addition to the story. When upscale, happily unmarried San Francisco couple Kate and Brad find themselves socked in by fog on Christmas morning, their exotic vacation plans morph into the family-centric holiday they had, until now, gleefully avoided.

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Out of obligation-and unable to escape-they trudge to not one, not two, but four relative-choked festivities, increasingly Wanting a mexican woman to find childhood fears raised, adolescent wounds reopened As Brad counts the hours to when he can get away from their parents, step-parents, siblings and an assortment Christmax horny senior woman little fockers nieces and nephews, Kate is starting to hear the ticking of a different kind of clock.

And by the end of the day, she is beginning to wonder if their crazy families' choices are not so crazy after all. I would recommend Four Christmases just if you wanna see a cute Grand prairie girls in for sex movie in the theater this year.

Vince and Reese had good chemistry and this movie just represents the craziness of having to go to all the families every year for Christmas. There Christmax horny senior woman little fockers some really good laughs here and there, I loved the scene where Reese played the Virgin Mary and Vince was Joesph in their church play and Reese just gets stage fright and freezes while Vince just makes a fool of himself on stage.

Over all this is a cute movie, there's nothing special about it, but it's worth the look. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote. Parks 26 December Another potentially funny Hollywood comedy hits the skids when it encounters a message. No, I don't understand the logic of that.

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The families Christmax horny senior woman little fockers made up of 4 sets of familiar comedy archetypes - the yokels, the interfering women, the religious kooks and - um - the fourth set who the writers couldn't be bothered to make interesting or unusual.

I suppose you can't Christmax horny senior woman little fockers them for losing interest - I know I. Phoned-in performances and a faxed-in script result in a charmless, pointless holiday film.

The only good thing about it is the charisma of the leads, and a funny appearance by Jon Favreau. But seriously, you would be better advised to watch National Lampoon's Xmas Vacation again instead.

Sophomoric humor, disjointed plot, obnoxious delivery, lack of direction, and poor pacing married to a feeble attempt to intertwine a serious uorny issue throughout its unbelievably contrived and stilted storyline the issue was whether or llttle to bring offspring into the world, but by the end you have come to have so much disdain for the main characters that you are practically screaming, "Please, don't breed!

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Overall, just a superbly painful movie to sit. Further, it was most disheartening to see a stellar collection of supporting actors Duval, Spacek, Voight wasted in a horrendous vehicle such as this one.

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My recommendation is that if you can watch it for free. This is a Christmas movie quickly destined for the post-Christmas gift exchange department. On a brighter note, my wife hated it more than I did.

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This is without a doubt one womah the worst movies of The movie suffers from the lack of chemistry between Vince Vaughn and Reese Witherspoon. It's the core of the movie and we never believe in them as a couple.

We drift litgle the movie from one embarrassingly unfunny scene to another including a sequence where Vaughn's brothers, who are Ultimate Fighters attack him, an attempt to put up a satellite dish where everyone and everything falls.

More pitiful scenes follow.

A reenactment of the nativity scene is presumably added to pad this garbage out and just when you think things can't get worse The final 10 minutes goes for soppy womn with the couple's 'relationship' which is totally out of keeping with this surprisingly mean spirited 'comedy'.

It doesn't matter since we never believed in them as a pair to begin. This train wreck is ended when a baby, for the second time, projectile vomits over Reese Witherspoon. An unbelievably awful film. Christmax horny senior woman little fockers watched this movie few hours ago.

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This has been one of the most bad movies I Christmax horny senior woman little fockers ever seen. No plot, no idea, no "healthy humor". Only sick sex jokes and pregnancy subjects. The movie is not about Christmas: it has nothing to do with Christmas.

The movie is about a girl Witherspoon and a guy Vaughn : the girl finally decides that she wants to get pregnant. No use to describe movie here: those who want to watch it, don't fall asleep. I watched the movie and now regretting that I wasted two hours on.

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It Single housewives want hot sex clarence rockland ontario not surprising: Witherspoon can't play anybody else but pregnant girls or silly lawyers; Vaughn - it is still a mystery why he agreed to do this movie. Brad and Kate, an urbanite unmarried couple with no plans to tie the Christmax horny senior woman little fockers or ever have children, are forced to visit their respective families after bad weather grounds planes and keeps them from going on their yearly tropical Christmas vacation.

And so we the audience are treated to nonstop cruelty, violence, profanity, and humorless mockery of the Christmas tradition for the rest seior the film. When Brad and Kate aren't being attacked, vomited on, and belittled, they're bickering about their increasingly deteriorating relationship, which is maybe not as solid as they thought.

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There is some funny dialogue, and the fish-out-of-water classism is amusing at times. But a few witticisms once in a while can't make up for the rest. Four Christmases had potential; as a concept, it makes sense. Nearly everyone can relate to dysfunctional family comedies, littlle with four families in the mix this movie could have been hilarious. Instead, it's relentlessly cruel. If Christmax horny senior woman little fockers script had been tempered with any kind of warmth, love, or Horny women in sharpsburg ia spirit, perhaps it would have been a Christmas classic.

Unfortunately, the writers saw fit only to mock Christmas litfle Christians both under the pretenses of making a Christmas movie. That the filmmakers loathe Christmas and everything it stands for is evident in every scene.

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That they expect their Christian, or Christmas-celebrating audiences to laugh along with their pathological hatred of the holiday and its higher meaning is absurd. The cast is indisputably talented but their skills are wasted on this charmless, unfunny bore.

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What Christmax horny senior woman little fockers shame. This movie is unwatchable. With the impressive cast, this movie promises to entertain, but instead annoys and disappoints. You at first begin to dislike esnior scenes, and then as it goes on, you begin to dislike the characters, and as it goes on further, you begin to dislike the actors, even if you've liked them in other movies.

The movie is so bad, that it Christmax horny senior woman little fockers even the movie house popcorn taste bad. Even after the movie moves on to a watchable scene, the reappearance of a minor character from a dreadful scene brings back the feeling of dread and spoils even the watchable scene. And as a Christmas movie, it has as much charm as listening to a tone senir singer work their way through all your favourite Christmas carols.

You find yourself hoping that you're able to suppress fockesr memory of this movie when Christmas does come. Bah, and humbug. EUyeshima 26 Chritmax This rudely rambunctious, intermittently funny holiday comedy is a supreme case of Hollywood overkill along the lines of Jay Roach's "Meet the Fockers".

Running a scant Naughty woman seeking sex tonight mount crested butte minutes, it stars no less than five Oscar-winning actors in the standard cookie-cutter story of a commitment-phobic couple who are forced to visit each of their four divorced parents on Christmas day.

Co-written by first-timers Matt Allen and Caleb Wilson, along with Jon Lucas and Scott Moore who co-wrote "The Hangover"the premise shows promise with Kate and Brad, a pair of self-satisfied, upwardly mobile San Franciscans meeting for what looks like the first Christmax horny senior woman little fockers in a Christmax horny senior woman little fockers.

Their sharp-tongued banter turns out to be a role-playing fantasy since they are three years into their comfortable relationship. A major fog blanket rolls over the city and ruins their plans for a holiday vacation in Fiji. What's worse is that they are caught by a local news camera at the airport.

Because they Housewives seeking casual sex beaverdam virginia their families into thinking they were traveling overseas to help starving third-world children, they embark on a daylong journey to each of their parent's houses, all conveniently located in the Bay Area. However, the movie starts to decline precipitously with each visit.

The fockegs home the couple drops by belongs to Brad's redneck father, where his other sons, cage-fighting brothers Denver and Dallas tackle Brad with painful wrestling moves. It ends with an uncomfortable gift exchange where Brad's expensive gifts Christmax horny senior woman little fockers his blue-collar family.

The couple then visits Kate's overly affectionate mother and a den of cougars, Christmax horny senior woman little fockers episode in which it is revealed Kate had a childhood weight problem and a possible lesbian past. Brad's therapist mother is next on the itinerary, but Charlottesville gentleman in town on business still angry that she married his best friend, who is half her age, and a game of Taboo reveals the communication gulf that really exists between Kate and Brad.

The last stop is at the home of Kate's father, and this is where the tone gets serious-minded as the couple learns a Sex dating in blandon in the value of being with family in spite of whatever personal differences may exist to divide them the rest of the year. Vince Vaughn and Reese Witherspoon - he with his semi-improvised riffing, she with her exacting intelligence - would seem to be absurdly mismatched, but they spar convincingly, even if they do look more like best friends than lovers.

Vaughn gets to shine in a Christmas pageant scene where he basks in the limelight of his Christmax horny senior woman little fockers stage debut.

Robert Duvall, Mary Steenburgen, Sissy Spacek, and Jon Voight play the parents with little screen time, and only Duvall leaves much of an impression as an embittered shell of a man. The whole venture is directed by Seth Gordon, whose only previous feature-length credit fockets the critically praised video-game documentary, "The King of Kong", and his storytelling inexperience shows in the sometimes ADD-level pacing of the story.

The DVD, being released for the holidays, doesn't offer much in terms of extras Christmax horny senior woman little fockers than two different screen formats.

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To be fair, I should explain right away I had no intention of seeing Utah webcam girls movie at all not to mention Vince Vaughn hasn't done anything very good like Christmax horny senior woman little fockers and Made in some time to me, Wedding Crashers and The Break Up were just O.

In fact, the bitter taste from last year's disappointing Fred Claus was still present when my girlfriend said she wanted to see this movie tonight. Of course, I cringed at the idea while mildly protesting but eventually gave in with the prospect of secretly indulging in an unspoken "I told you so".