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I left Sam and went to Union Jacks. This place was rumored to be kind of Russian-mafia-esque, or at least owned by Russians.

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The dancer clapping her heels in your face may not be a radical feminist activist, but she definitely could be.

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Strippers are part of our community you probably know one or twoand participate in things like raising Female strip club in portland or for children during Christmas, holding a car wash during the summer for an animal shelter, or spending a stri; of their income donating to the ACLU and Planned Parenthood.

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Portland is a city where your wife or girlfriend is likely to join you instead of staying poftland for the night. Where else can you find a naked clown, a sword-swallower, a contortionist, and a roller-skating diva all in one night at one club?

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The most famous is The Acropolis Steak Housewhich serves massive, cheap steaks, as well as a full breakfast menu and salad bar.

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